Printer Problems

Please tell me I’m not the only one.  I had countless printer problems today.  As in, I finally kicked the printer (literally).

Although kicking the printer solved the problem that it wouldn’t close, it did cause a small piece of it to fall off rendering the printer completely useless.

Sometimes, I fantasize pushing the entire printer out of the second story window in my office.

As soon as I left my office, I was also greeted by the printer in the Golf Shop.  Yep.  It’s apparently possessed and spends its entire day chopping the receipt paper into tiny shreds.

Throughout the day, we can hear little slicing noises while the printer is busy doing its thing.

Never actually printing a thing.

What I’m trying to say is that I’m having a lot of printer problems.  Anyone want to come push a printer out the window with me?