Another great national holiday is around the corner: Be Bald and Be Free Day. This is a celebration of a chrome dome, a hair-free head, a buttered Betty, a naked noodle…you get the picture. So if you are bald and beautiful, your greens fees are free on October 14. Thank you, America, for celebrating everything.

• Make a tee time
• Show us your chrome dome and our staff will take care of the rest.